Did You Know...

• Did you know that when you hop out of the shower, you might find a bolt in your phone jack thanks to your Mr. Fix-It two-year old?  Don't laugh...you know you want a phone jack in YOUR bathroom!  Isn't it so nice to talk to someone while they're emptying their bowels?!

• Did you know that when your two-year old redesigns your "entertainment center", you might find the missing hardware INSIDE of the VCR...along with the occasional Go-Gurt wrapper?  Can't imagine why it doesn't work anymore?

• Did you know that when Santa brings a new dog bed for your puppies, you might find your 8-year old sleeping on it as well?

• Did you know that if you rely on your "internal alarm clock" to wake you up so that your daughter won't be late to school, you might wake up 10 minutes before school starts in pure panic? When you rush to her side and inform her that YOU woke up late AGAIN, you might hear her say with disgust "Mom, why do you keep doing this to me?!"

• Did you know that when you open your freezer and find EVERYTHING thawed, you might not need to replace your refrigerator?  That, in fact, it might be due to your two-year old performing routine maintenance on your appliances.  Of course, the temperature control knobs that are placed in perfect reach for children are meant for children to move...right?!